Matthew 13:10-17, Judges 9:1-20
Once upon a time, a group of trees went
out to anoint for themselves a king. They looked around and then leaned their
branches in the direction of an olive tree, one from among their number, aiming
them at him like long pointy fingers. They moved in closer and closer, now
crowding the olive tree so much that they began to knock off some of its olives
to the ground. They said, “Olive tree, you
be our king.” The olive tree replied, “What, and give up providing my oil,
sought after throughout the world by regular men and by lords? This is my
purpose, to serve man in this way. I was never meant to rule over you. That is
God’s job. No thanks.”
The trees looked around again and this
time focused on a fig tree. Their branches began to move, and in a little while
no longer aimed at the olive tree but instead pointed to the fig tree. Again
they moved in closer and closer, now crowding the fig tree so much that some of
its figs also fell to the ground. As one, they all said, “Fig tree, you be our king.” The fig tree replied,
“What, and give up providing my tasty wonderful fruit loved throughout the
world? This is my purpose, to serve man in this way. I was never meant to rule
over you. That is God’s job. No thanks.”



